The Snake In the Grass

Jeff looked out his window as a bird flew past
And then He saw a snake in the grass

He ran in the house. "Larisa!" he gasped,
"Honey, there's an eight foot sausage-looking snake in the grass!"

As a warrior she battled, and Jeff was real hoppy,
She put a killer move on it called the "Sausage Sopchoppy."

Taylor, your fear may one day pass,
But always watch out for the giant sausage-looking, man-cathcing, fire-breathing snake in the grass.

Boogety Boogety