These of course from someone at The Seattle Times. I didn't know the press would admit to mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!
These are some classified ads that were actually printed.
Illiterate ? Write today for free help.
Auto repair service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
Dog for sale : eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel
Stockup and save. Limit: one.
Semi-annual after-xmas sale.
3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Mixing bowl set, designed for cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Laundry: We do not tear your clothes with machinery, we do it carefully by hand.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it for you.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
Great Dames for sale.